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Arnie pranks


Dedicated to those fans who believe that Arnold Schwarzenegger has the most amusing lines in the history of cinema.

Based on some prank calls done by some people called Holy Outlaws, this site aims to build up an archive of humorous sound files of people having telephone "conversations" with Arnie.

To carry out an Arnie call you will require an Arnie sound board, a telephone and some method for recording your call and converting it to MP3 format. The sound board is a Flash movie with a selection of buttons which, when clicked, play a sound bite from an Arnie film, for example, "I want to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered immediately!" from Kindergarten Cop.

Please ensure you read the disclaimer before downloading anything from this site!

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Prank Calls

Gator Lodge USA 0m 41s
Preferred Reality USA 0m 35s
Hooters USA 0m 34s
Cottons USA 0m 41s
Gino's Pizza UK 1m 01s
Chicago Pizza UK 1m 36s
Luciano's Pizza UK 1m 31s
Miner's Arms UK 0m 58s
Busted! UK 6m 19s
Son of a bitch... USA 2m 13s
Boring Chinese USA 1m 18s
Sunshine Hotel USA 1m 15s
Is it Ken? USA 1m 27s

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Sound Files

The sound files on the sound board are taken from various Arnie films, such as Kindergarten Cop, End of Days and Eraser. We'll have more as we buy the films!

Good Morning!
How are you?
I wanna ask you a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered immediately!
Excuse me, I have a few more questions if you don't mind!
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
First, I would just like to get to know you....
Let me talk to your mother!
Get your mother please!
I'm Detective John Kimble!
Yeah, I'm a Police officer...
I'm a cop you idiot!
No deal!
You son of a bitch...
Who are you?
How are you?
Oh.. you want to fuck with me? You think you know bad, you're a fucking choir boy compared to me! A choir boy!
But I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach!
I've got news for you, you're mine now! You belong to me!
Between your faith and my Glock 9mm, I take my Glock
You lack discipline!
Stop whining!
I want you to lay low right now...
It doesn't make any sense, what's a priest doing shooting at a Wall Street banker?
Mae Ling will take good care of you, ok?
Remember, go straight to the payphone, and wait for my call.
The girl... I've got to talk to her, find out what she knows..
We had a difference of opinion. I thought that my wife and daughter should live, and he thought otherwise.
I would like to talk to you about Thomas Aquinas


Click here to go to the Arnold Schwarzenegger official web site!

Click here to download our Arnie sound board.

Autumn Twilight

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Please note, it is an offence to impersonate a Police officer, an offence to record a telephone conversation without informing the other party, an offence to harass people via the telephone. The webmaster does not encourage anonymous telephone calls nor the recording of telephone calls nor the impersonation of Police officers.

Please also note that this site has no association with Arnold Schwarzenegger or his official web site.

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