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Introduction
Dedicated
to those fans who believe that Arnold Schwarzenegger has the most
amusing lines in the history of cinema.
Based
on some prank calls done by some people called Holy Outlaws, this
site aims to build up an archive of humorous sound files of people
having telephone "conversations" with Arnie.
To
carry out an Arnie call you will require an Arnie sound
board, a telephone and some method for recording your call and
converting it to MP3 format. The sound board is a Flash movie with
a selection of buttons which, when clicked, play a sound bite from
an Arnie film, for example, "I want
to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered
immediately!" from
Kindergarten Cop.
Please
ensure you read the disclaimer before downloading anything from
this site!
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Prank
Calls
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Recipient
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Country
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Duration
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Download
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| Gator
Lodge |
USA |
0m
41s |
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| Preferred
Reality |
USA |
0m
35s |
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| Hooters |
USA |
0m
34s |
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| Cottons |
USA |
0m
41s |
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| Gino's
Pizza |
UK |
1m
01s |
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| Chicago
Pizza |
UK |
1m
36s |
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| Luciano's
Pizza |
UK |
1m
31s |
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| Miner's
Arms |
UK |
0m
58s |
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| Busted! |
UK |
6m
19s |
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| Son
of a bitch... |
USA |
2m
13s |
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| Boring
Chinese |
USA |
1m
18s |
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| Sunshine
Hotel |
USA |
1m
15s |
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| Is
it Ken? |
USA |
1m
27s |
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Sound
Files
The
sound files on the sound board are taken from various Arnie films,
such as Kindergarten Cop, End of Days and Eraser. We'll have more
as we buy the films!
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Quote
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Download
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| Yes! |
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| Yeah! |
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| No! |
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| Good
Morning! |
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| How
are you? |
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| I
wanna ask you a bunch of questions, and I want to have them
answered immediately! |
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| Excuse
me, I have a few more questions if you don't mind! |
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| Who
is your daddy, and what does he do? |
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| First,
I would just like to get to know you.... |
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| Let
me talk to your mother! |
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| Get
your mother please! |
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| I'm
Detective John Kimble! |
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| Yeah,
I'm a Police officer... |
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| I'm
a cop you idiot! |
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| No
deal! |
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| You
son of a bitch... |
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| Who
are you? |
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| How
are you? |
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| Oh..
you want to fuck with me? You think you know bad, you're a fucking
choir boy compared to me! A choir boy! |
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| But
I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to
ram it into your stomach! |
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| I've
got news for you, you're mine now! You belong to me! |
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| Between
your faith and my Glock 9mm, I take my Glock |
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| You
lack discipline! |
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| Stop
whining! |
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| I
want you to lay low right now... |
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| It
doesn't make any sense, what's a priest doing shooting at a
Wall Street banker? |
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| Mae
Ling will take good care of you, ok? |
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| Remember,
go straight to the payphone, and wait for my call. |
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| The
girl... I've got to talk to her, find out what she knows.. |
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| We
had a difference of opinion. I thought that my wife and daughter
should live, and he thought otherwise. |
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| I
would like to talk to you about Thomas Aquinas |
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Click
here to
go to the Arnold Schwarzenegger official web site!
Click
here
to download our Arnie sound board.
Links
Schwarzenegger.com
Somethingawful.com
www.simpliss.n3.net
Autumn
Twilight
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Disclaimer
Please
note, it is an offence to impersonate a Police officer, an offence
to record a telephone conversation without informing the other party,
an offence to harass people via the telephone. The webmaster does
not encourage anonymous telephone calls nor the recording of telephone
calls nor the impersonation of Police officers.
Please
also note that this site has no association with Arnold Schwarzenegger
or his official web site.
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